Good kitty.

So, if you don't know about icanhascheezburger.com, here's your chance to get caught up. But don't try to look at all the archived LOLcats in one sitting. That would be silly.

One from Mike and one from Zeke.

Mike reads the newspapers, I don't (except the one I work for, the always stellar and error-free North Coast Journal). This one, as far as I can tell, is actually the Times-Standard's fault. It looks to me like an ad built in-house, and well, spell check just wouldn't catch it.


How many of us actually look at street signs when we're not lost? Zeke does. This upstanding citizen is out proofreading in the city of Eureka, so look out! Yes, folks, these signs are on the same block.

Maybe we should "educte" adults too.

From the July 2, 2008 Times-Standard (a.k.a. Sub-Standard). If it weren't for the wire services, the Times-Standard would be 4 pages at the most. This little opinion piece came from the Contra Costa Times... who knows if the Times-Standard reset the title or if it came from the Contra Costa Times that way. Either way, people really should take the time to look at things before they go to print. Ugh.

I'm back! (sort of...)

And I've been saving it up! Enjoy.


"FALL IS TUST--COZJER" I couldn't agree more. (Thanks, Holly.)


Does anyone know what kind of piants they'll be selling? (Thanks, Andy.)


People, don't try to be cutesy. In certain cases, it just makes you look ignorant. (Thanks, Zeke.)


Thanks again, Zeke. For some reason I have a hard time taking pictures in supermarkets. Otherwise, I'd have one that I saw in Safeway the other day: Fresh Local Flowers grown at SunVally Floral Farms.


Mmm. Cheeze pizza. I hope they use "processed cheese food" instead of real cheese. (Thanks, Zeke.)


You'd think Jesus would give them the ability to proofread their junk mail before printing and mailing thousands of copies. "Who's" is short for "who is." What they need here is "whose."


Last one for now... I went to the fair with some friends today and found this over a 4H kid's goat stall. Sorry, kid. You need to spend more time hitting the books and less time in the barn.

the perils of "Spell Check"

Jay-Z and Beyond Marry

Jay-Z and Beyoncé got married, but Spell Check doesn't know that. Second-guessing the computer is not always a bad thing, people.

apologies

The Compulsive Proofreader is on maternity leave.

This means my brain has checked out and I really only have enough energy to take care of a few things at a time. (Like doctor visits, nesting, napping, watching DVDs, tending the other blog occasionally and writing thank you notes.)

I'll be back eventually.

MEGA-post!

Sorry, the holidays kind of took over. You will be rewarded for your patience — there's good stuff below!


Wow. I knew St. Joseph Hospital was in financial trouble awhile back, but hosting a suicide class to drum up business is going just a little too far. (To be clear, maybe the Reporter should put the word "prevention" in the headline next time.)
Thanks, Holly!


Zeke found this one... The Y2K bug was real! Check out the date on this website!


Maybe I should start reading the newspaper and carrying by camera everywhere, this is another from Holly... Crab cooked on sight. Ugh. Which superhero had the laser beam eyes? He must be working on a crab boat out of Eureka.


It's another one from Holly. Maybe this blog should be called "Compulsive Proofreaders" :) Pets can bathe themselves on Sunday and Monday apparently. "Uh, Fluffy, it looks like you missed a spot behind your left ear there."


Who knew that Mini Coopers came with speedos?! (How many Americans have heard of a speedometer referred to as a speedo? Don't most Americans think of men's tiny swimsuits when they hear "speedo"? Eew!) I found this one.

Cheers until next time... hopefully, it won't take me a month to post again.